This just in... Supreme Court to rule on 11 and a half as the national age of consent.

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The Justices will hear arguments next week on whether or not the national age of consent was always 11 and a half.  Every republican senator and congressMAN argued on the floor of the house and senate that the Mandela effect is a viable defense for "criminal" behavior.  It is hoped the the supreme court will issue their rulings verbatim from senate and presidential talking points.  Essentially, if in the reality of the defendant, he believed that 11 and a half was the legal age of consent then this is not ignorance of the law.  

The defendant was not ignorant of the law and is not using that as an argument. In his REALITY, the legal age was 11 and a half and therefore he cannot be held legally liable for "statutory" rape.  Especially when the girl never once complained.  In fact, she was very satisfied.  More satisfied than ever... she had the greatest experience of her life and really, should be thanking the president.

Now, the Trump defense, as it's known, is only applicable to the president as it was his reality that anchored the Mandela effect.  Elon musk was brought in as a special speaker to explain how the presidents reality is the basis for reality since all reality is subjective and therefore subject to the presidents perspective.  It is for this reason that Mrs. Maxwell is to be given continued special treatment, she wasn't really breaking the law in the president's reality but was in ours.  It's known as the dual-reality theory, which is the only theory in physics or mathematics attributed to muck... sorry, msuk.

This ruling is just a number of surprising rulings that retroactively legalize all the president's embarassing and well... blatantly "illegal" activities.   It is expected that this ruling, once issued, will serve as sort of a blanket pardon by the supreme court, cutting thier costs tremendously as all legal costs to the Trump team must be returned 10 fold immediately.  The supreme court justices are also being charged legal penalties personally for any votes deemed unpatriotic and are set to rule on the legality of that in late 2032.

I have heard the complaints... "A once great institution that stood for equal right and justice for all can be bought and bullied by a child molester."  I would say that's sad but well... who gives a fuck?  Really? 

It's just such a great show to watch on TV. 

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