Compression... Depression.

 


So why don't people on the Blockchain run compression on the blockchain?  Because it costs gas.


Even on Polygon, it's not super che.. sorry, that's a lie... everything on Poly is supercheap but still... it's not done because it's labor intensive.   


While researching this, I ran across a company in Dubai...they are offering 500:1 onchain compression for .0005 per transaction.


That sounds like a lovely deal... So why aren't they killing it right now? 


https://vanarchain.com/

AI Compression Engine

Compresses 25MB into 50KB using semantic, heuristic, and algorithmic layers - turning raw files into ultra-light, zk-verifiable Neutron Seeds ready for onchain life.


Think of that... 500:1 compression.  LOL... Really?  Thier AI is that good?

Their AI can completely overcome Shannon's entropy and shit you out a completely lossless result for .0005 whatevers?  LOL... I love you Muggles... you really make me laugh.

So, let me explain... Is 500:1 possible?  Truthfully... Yes.  

There's a catch... 

Can YOU do it?  No.

No.

You have no idea how to do it and I seriously doubt this company does either... know how I know?  Because you haven't heard of them either.  

Now, you haven't heard of me until recently and some of you have to read my shit whether you want to or not...  but for you guys to even understand what 500:1 compression looks like... well, you're going to need to learn a lot more math before we have that discussion.

And so you know... yes, I can blow that way out of the water.  But not with AI...  and not with the tiny files you guys have....

I can't do it with AI and neither can you... AI can't do anything you want... you have to teach it how to do what you want and here's one thing I know... you idiots don't have any idea how to do the things I want.  You don't even believe it's possible so your AI can't believe it's possible or even understand how to do it.

So is that 500:1 claim possible... 

Yes.  

Yes... But only if I make that claim and I have no intention of proving it... I have no intention of showing you how to do it.  Plus... there's no need.  Besides... you idiots are computer techs and spooks... what the fuck do you know about quantum mechanics?

So... after finding my competition... and even though they claim to outmatch my skills on every level.  I will go up against thier AI any time they like.   I will compress better than their AI any day of the week and I know that's a fact.... so I am launching my compression on Poly.  It's not .00005 a transaction but since that means absolutely nothing.... I'm not going to stress....

My token is about 5 cents to mint and 2 cents to buy and soon you can even buy ODEL bonds which will make it even cheaper to buy... so maybe... maybe it will be .00005.... some day... since I have no idea what .000a means.... I'm ok with my business plan.  

Plus... Compression is just something I needed... and since I needed it, I built it and since I built it... I will sell you use to my smart contracts on the Poly network for 1 ODEL per use if you should need it.  

Want to compress your files?  Save gas fees?  Soon, ODEL will have a store for that.

Want to blow Shannon's entropy out of the water... find those guys and pay them .00005.  I can do it and I can do it on blockchain but I will not...

That tech is going into my AI not blockchain and frankly your blockchain sucks.  My blockchain is energy based and well... it makes what you Muggles do seem real stupid.  At least to me...

So soon.. Compress data on Polygon if you want.  On chain and cheap.  It won't break Shannon's entropy but it will save you on some gas.  

One day... one day I may explain what I'm really talking about but right now... there' no point... not one of you can understand it.  Maybe that outfit in Dubai figured it out... LOL.  Maybe...



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And so you know... that company in Dubai has to be doing a special sort of RLE.  I have a similar equation that gives me similar results.  So the problem with that is, there are two files... not 1...2.   Which means, the AI is storing the other bigger file and you have the secondary key file.  So... without that company storing the other file, there's no way to get your 25mb from the 50kb.  The 50 kb is an imprint only and not the compressed file.  That is not what I will be offering.   Soon... you can really compress data onchain for 1 ODEL.   No matter the size or the data type, bring me 1 ODEL and you can compress any JSON.  

I have created a special compression algorithm just for json architecture that doesn't use much recursion.  It's not magic so you have to be aware file size might blow your gas costs through the roof but that's not my problem.  It's yours. That's why this is on Polygon though and not ETH. However, if you have a file that you need to protect and compact on Polygon, then that service is what I intend to offer.

I could be wrong about the Dubai Teams system... but I don't think I am.  Of course, I never think I'm wrong so what else is new.  LOL

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