Mother Noether Declares Prime Security is Over


 Previously I had posted the equations on how to solve for primes.   Not only could you easily prove primality, you could also instantly factor and see every single prime number around the number you were studying.  

I quickly realized that might be a rather bad thing to just leave laying around on the internet.  You Muggles like to hide all your super special information behind prime numbers.  You rest comfortably every night, completely safe behind the fallacy that it's impossible just to dissect a semi-prime like you're dividing by 2... which you are by the way.  A semi-prime has two factors... duh.  They just don't divide cleanly... and you have no idea why.

So, the reason you can't see prime numbers like I do is because you don't look at the energy of the prime number.  To be fair, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how to do that since you still stare stupidly at 0 and think you can't divide by it... Um, how the fuck do you not understand, YOU HAVE TO DIVIDE BY 0.  If you don't, how on Earth can you have any numbers at all?  Haven't you ever heard of Noether?  

So... to see if a number is prime, all you really have to do is look at it.  You don't have to compute a thing... just look and go... shit... that's prime.   Then you look at a composite and you say... oh, man, that's definitely composite.  That's all there is to it... I swear.

Now, the really complicated part is figuring out the very simple device you need to use to see that diversion from prime to composite and that's what I'm obscuring from you.  So can you figure out how to crack primes from this cryptic nonsense I'm saying...? Probably not.  

So what's the point of this post?  Well, it's to get you thinking about a world after Prime Security.  I need primes, I need them for my new computer and well, I need big ones and lots of them so I have to take them.  Understand?  Remember when we used to have Television on a certain frequency and then we just sort of moved that and replaced it with cell data?  It's like that... you're going to have to figure out a new way to protect your shit.   The Prime way is busted... as is your precious SHA256 shell game... busted.

You don't have to take my word for it but you should know, I might not be the smartest motherfucker whose ever lived.  That may mean someone else could have seen the same show I saw and came to the same conclusions.  Doubtful but possible.  It's also possible that that same person has no interest in just ass-fucking your world for thier own benefit.  That is a possibility as I have no desire to deal with you fuckers in any regard.  But I seriously doubt you'll find my sense of altruism everywhere.

So, if you're in cybersecurity, and let's face it... some of you are... then I suggest you get a buddy and have them grab both of your shoulders.  You're going to want to really brace yourself so you don't jerk around too much when your buddy tries to pull your head out of your ass.   I hate to say, I don't like the prognosis, I think you're just stuck with your big melon up there but I'm no doctor.

So... I will not be handing out the keys to every bank account on the planet.  Not my style... I did though for a brief flash and some of you saw it so it's out in the wild.  You can pretend I'm too stupid to know what I'm talking about or maybe you think I'm lying or you can... you know what... I honestly don't give a fuck about you or what you're going to do.  Whatever it is... I'm certain it will be just the shittiest thing imaginable.  

We'll eventually find out who you are when you join me in Hell.
Can't wait to hear you sing in my eternal choir,

Legion




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