So the first service you can purchase with ODEL tokens... Onchain Compression... and Security.

 


So... there are no cheap ways to compress data onchain did you know that?

Well, I will have that fixed by tomorrow... as soon as I can get this stupid AI to believe me... LOL.

It is saying it's not possible to do what I want for how much I want.  

Did you hear that?  AI told me... me... that something wasn't possible.  Nothing sets my teeth on edge more when AI tells me I'm wrong.  I am wrong quite often... but not with AI.  With AI, I am the master and that little toad does what I say!



So... I will have a fully functioning compression and decompression contract on-chain in a day or two.  You will need ODEL tokens but I intend to print a shit ton and dump them in an lp... make them so cheap you won't need to mint().  


Also, all your data is sitting on these contracts for anyone to read.  Fuck that... Well... you could HASH them but now you're paying fucking gas fees for data you don't need.  Fuck that...

Come to Ephrya... please... in Ephrya... things just make so much more sense.  I promise... one day you'll see.





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