All My Books are OnSale for Free at Smashwords all Month




 https://www.smashwords.com/books/1489337


If you plan on spending $0 on a book this summer, then I have the books for you.  


My suggestions are "The Infinite Push" which is not a story about constipation and 'A Grand Unified Theory' which actually might be a story about constipation... academic constipation.


To acquire the books, you will need Zero dollars.  If you cannot afford $0, I understand, moving your mouse around is challenging... Sadly, if you cannot figure out how to purchase these book for absolutely No Money, you will not be able to read them.  That's how it works.... Does that make life unfair?  Yes it does...

So that's the deal, Free.  $0 and at least 1 pretty good book will be yours... 

Meh... who am I kidding... 

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