Donald Trump was on a secret mission for the CIA when he diddled those kids!

 There are accusations hanging in the air.  Is the President of the United States a child rapist?  Well, probably... but there are mitigating circumstances that make this not only not illegal or immoral but Godly and Patriotic.


Back in the 90's, Jeffrey Epstein had become an intelligence nightmare.  He would recruit the sexiest 10 year olds on the planet and entice the worlds most powerful men to rape them repeatedly. During the act, he would gather the intel on them and then use that to make more money.  Of course there's nothing wrong with that on the surface but if you look at it as an asset handling problem, you will see why Epstein must have Kurfluffled the CIA at that time.

So who do you send in to break up that ring?  What American is the Greatest American?  Donald Trump.  So of course Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney conspired to embed DT in with Epstein.  He was given the command... You must rape a child for democracy Donald.  You must infiltrate this ring from the inside!

Would Donald disappoint?  NO!  He rose to the occasion and happily raped those sexy little children.  In fact, he was doing them a favor.  He was going to break this child sex ring and bring down these horrible pedophiles.

Unfortunately, the op changed at some point, you know how black ops go.  All hush hush.  In fact, it's actually against the law to release classified information.  But I can assure you, when the President raped those little girls... he was sacrificing for America.

Now, every evangelical church understands how God will force you to sin.  Think of when Saul was ordered to kill everything... EVERYTHING... every man, woman and child.  Even the livestock!....  That was a bridge too far... Saul refused to kill the hot bitches and livestock... and as a result, God killed his family and gave the kingdom to David.  

So the Church of America, the Church that worships the official Trump Bible... you know the official one as it has Trumps face etched on it...  the faithful that love God must support Trumps patriotic child diddling.    It can be argued that GOD commanded Donald to rape those kids and those women too.  The raping of the women had other political benefits that aren't considered here but if Donalds dick fucked it... it was for America, you can count of that.

God wanted Donald to rape those kids.  America needed Donald to fuck those little girls... those hot, hot 10 year old girls... to be fair... Donald likes them a little more seasoned but he needed to bring down Epstein and save America and save the Kingdom of Heaven...

If Donald had not fucked those little girls, America would have faltered and failed.  Every day, Americans need to get down on thier knees and remember how thier President fucked little kids for America and God and continue to praise Him, praise Donald and the God that gave him all this power.  God bestowed on Donald the dominion over all people... of course he can fuck a kid... of course he can... whatever the President does is patriotic... and whatever he did to get here... now that he owns the law, whatever he did can't be illegal or immoral and God supports every thing he does.

And if that's completely wrong... the only consequence is eternity in hell... what could go wrong?  Donald Bless America.  

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