Poseidon



https://gemini.google.com/share/a610f41a623b  Follow the link to try it! I DARE YOU! ACTION AND ADVENTURE AWAIT!!!


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Ok, that may be overselling it.  It's an economics game, the most exciting thing you can do...  hit F11.


You're gonna wanna play it full screen...





Don't forget to turn on Autopilot so it can teach you how to trade and actually make money.  Click the robot head on each character you want to autotrade.  


Then advance the time.  
You can hide the left panel that has all your players.



This is how you buy. Type in the amount of tokens you want and hit either buy or mint if you have no tokens.  Sell or stake if you have some tokens and unstake if you have staked tokens. Is this really that hard?  Do I have to spell everything out for these shaved apes.

Sorry... sorry... turn that off.



These are buttons. You press them.


This is the setup for your starting capitol.  Capital?  Capitol.. ol ... al.. I probably should know that if I'm writing my own money.  Duh.  Why on Earth are you still reading this far... it's economics game for heaven's sake.  Like 2 people on Earth might read this far and one of them is probably paid to do it.


This one is the neat one though.  If you did get this far... the knee... That is a clever little trick and how this whole whale trap got started.


This... really isn't all that helpful actually.  But it is colorful.  If you notice the UP arrow next to pool state you can click it and then you see this...


If you advance the time... you see this...




That happens even though no one is investing in the token because the USDC is staked in a Yeild Pool.
If you turn on the Bots...




You see this... and the bots do something like:
100Whale๐Ÿค– AUTO[whale] ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿงช MINT FLOOD 100T (eff_fee=0.00%, …$1.60948✓
99Shark๐Ÿค– AUTO[shark] ๐Ÿงช KNEE MINT 80T (eff=0.00%≤0.00%, re…$1.60776✓
98Bob๐Ÿค– AUTO[bob] MINT 741T (knee arb: eff=0.00%≤buy=0.00…$1.60640✓
97Alice๐Ÿค– AUTO[alice] accumulate 168T (low friction ฮผ=0.00%…$1.59373✓
96Whale๐Ÿค– AUTO[whale] ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿงช MINT FLOOD 100T (eff_fee=0.00%, …$1.58453✓
95Shark๐Ÿค– AUTO[shark] ๐Ÿงช KNEE MINT 80T (eff=0.00%≤0.00%, re…$1.58285✓
94Bob๐Ÿค– AUTO[bob] MINT 771T (knee arb: eff=0.00%≤buy=0.00…$1.58150✓
93Alice๐Ÿค– AUTO[alice] accumulate 173T (low friction ฮผ=0.00%…$1.56855✓
92Whale๐Ÿค– AUTO[whale] ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿงช MINT FLOOD 100T (eff_fee=0.00%, …$1.56256✓
91Shark๐Ÿค– AUTO[shark] ๐Ÿงช KNEE MINT 80T (eff=0.00%≤0.00%, re…$1.56091✓
90Bob๐Ÿค– AUTO[bob] MINT 801T (knee arb: eff=0.00%≤buy=0.00…$1.55958✓


It gets real interesting the more you mash on the +24h button.  I suggest adding more players...






I also suggest letting the bots do the trading until you figure out the different strategies. 

Anyway... that's Poseidon.  Whoever you are who is still reading this... stop reading this and go get laid for once in your life.  Holy crap! It's an economics game! ECONOMICS! ๐Ÿค“... go do anything else.


But... 

You are gonna want to stick around for the taxes.  The taxes are the best part... here...let me show you...




Yup... that's a 31% swap fee on a sell order... And no one can stop anyone from setting that sell fee.  Any player can set the sell fee to anything they want... 



You just have to stake.  The more you stake, the higher the fees.  See how simple... if you just don't stake, you pay 0% fees.   Of course you get 0% staking fees...

...so maybe stake a little... most tokens on Uniswap have a .03% fee. Right? What's the harm in catching a little dust... LOL. 

I love greed.   It's so reliable.  Yes, you will stake and raise the price on everyone else so you can get those fees. It's all about those fees... Of course, they're terrible when you try to get out... 

...unless you slip them past the knee... I know!  A Cybil Attack... A Sybil Attack? How on Earth do you spell Cybal? Whatever... Smurfs!   I know... why not use smurfs and get around it?  I didn't think of that! LOL ๐Ÿคฃ

Poseidon, coming soon to Polygon.  I suggest you don't invest until you can beat the bots.









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