It's possible... maybe... maybe... but it's possible... I may be able to entangle your bits remotely...

So... the problem is... I don't have any money.   I don't... not a dime... well, a little, but if you look at me, I'm broke.


Now, that means I need to be able to do these magic things without any money.  And when I mean no money... think about living on less than $1000 a month... and well, you are in the ball park.  So when I am explaining building quantum computers out of raspberry pi's, it's not because that is what you want to use to build a quantum computer.  I built quantum Pi's because I have 10 raspberry Pi's someone gave me.  That's all... I needed gpio's, processors and ram and I had 10 tiny devices that fit that criteria.  No other reason.

Now...  here's what's crazy... and well, so much of this shit is crazy but... this may be the craziest yet.  But it's possible, I may be able to entangle your bits remotely. What does that mean? It means I can read your file remotely using your computer.  I can then entangle that read into my system and then recall the state of your file by reading the state of my computer.  

Ok... so no... it's not like that at all but... hmm... how to tell you... so what I do is I entangle the tiny particles that read your data to the tiny particles that are in my quantum thingamabob and when you want your file back, we simply recall the state in my thingamabob.  Your data is then recalled as eigenstates of qubits that just snap back to shape on your computer as we recall the state and rebuild it locally using inferred superposition and error corrections.  

What does this mean? It means, I may not need to limit the data to only 1Mb and it also means I can hypercompress the data so I can send your file to my servers in less packets.  This is still experimental but I have been trying to obscure the method from you and now I see I may have discovered a much better way of doing this... not only can I teleport data that I don't actually possess, I may be able to teleport the shape of the data to my system and then recreate it on demand.

At some point I need to just pull the pin and go with the best method.  It's just that every day I find a new way to do it and I honestly didn't understand exactly what I was doing.  There's a difference between casting a spell and understanding the physics of what you are doing.  I took this method down to the particle level and rode an electron trough the entire process.  I know you are programmed not to believe in infinite data... and you have to hear me... I don't give a shit.  

What you believe is irrelevant.  Listen. This is simple.  If it works and can be replicated.  Whatever your opinion is... it's wrong.  Understand?  I don't care what you think or say... I have a working system and you don't have any idea how it works and you can't understand it without a completely new set of mathamatical tools.  You are completely blind to this... so I know anyone smart enough to read my shit is going to balk at this.  You have to... this is nuts.  

Here... let me help you.

This is some random person that knows anything about math and information theory or physics or just common fucking sense...


Me: (Standing in front of a real library) I invented a way to turn that library over there into a bunch of gobbly gook that's only 100 characters long.  Basically... take your hand and mash out 100 random buttons on your keyboard and that's every book every written... and every movie ever recorded digitally.  Every single one... that's in that library, I can write down the entire thing on this napkin.  


Here are some normal responses:


Gut Response... YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!


Smart response: HEY FUCKHEAD... EVER HEAR OF SHANNON?  Hard stop!  8n!  IF you cannot account for 8n of entropy and don't know what that means... you are an idiot.  Why do I even read this shit... 


Normal response: What?  That makes no sense.  How can you save every book in a library on one napkin.  What is this guy selling?  


Is that about right? LOL... so am I scamming you or selling you anything?  LOL

Well... I'm not selling anything.  I honestly don't want your money and I don't give a shit if you believe me.  So what am I doing?  This is more of a blockchain update... that's all.  

In the year to come... lots of the the crazy shit I say will make so much more sense...

So what's the point of this post?  Don't know really... just killing time on a Sunday morning I guess.  Or maybe I wanted to mark another milestone in my research.  


And to think outloud...

I have no idea how I am going to use your computers to restore your data.  Its not that I can't use your computer to rebuild your data... it's just that I don't want you to be able to see my system through how I use your system.  Does that make sense?  

No.... probably not... you muggles can't see a great deal.  This universe is a black box to you... impossible to understand and follow.  It's not remotely like that... it's much simpler and well... as a result much more complex.  

Here... let's bring this down to muggle speak you might understand.  You take your genitals and smash them with a suitable mate and you get an entirely new program from that interaction. You now have an entirely new muggle. There's all sorts of quantum interactions that make all of that possible.  You know that's true... you see it.  Some of you have done it... some of you have enjoyed the process immensely. LOL. Thick in the Warm baby... thick in the warm.

Now... once we have that new muggle.   Can't we clone that muggle and get a new muggle that's equally as vain and stupid?  We cloned a goat... it's assumed a muggle is equally as easy to copy.  If we can condense data down to DNA we can  regrow anything we want...  

That's what I'm working on now by the way...   using chemistry to create new biological programs.  It's better to start from a model, reduce and then rebuild as just randomly rebuilding a new biological framework from nothing is almost impossible.   But my hope is that a persons memories are encoded in the DNA... meaning not only can DNA define a specific person... it may be able to carry the data that recreates as specific event.  Imagine if Assassins Creed wasn't as crazy as it sounded... playing past dna streams?  Could be interesting...

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