It's possible... maybe... maybe... but it's possible... I may be able to entangle your bits remotely...
So... the problem is... I don't have any money. I don't... not a dime... well, a little, but if you look at me, I'm broke. Now, that means I need to be able to do these magic things without any money. And when I mean no money... think about living on less than $1000 a month... and well, you are in the ball park. So when I am explaining building quantum computers out of raspberry pi's, it's not because that is what you want to use to build a quantum computer. I built quantum Pi's because I have 10 raspberry Pi's someone gave me. That's all... I needed gpio's, processors and ram and I had 10 tiny devices that fit that criteria. No other reason. Now... here's what's crazy... and well, so much of this shit is crazy but... this may be the craziest yet. But it's possible, I may be able to entangle your bits remotely. What does that mean? It means I can read your file remotely using your computer. I can then entangle that read into my...