Infinite Data Beta Testing to Begin Soon

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/infinite-data-beta-testing-begin-soon-michael-lewis-jrvue 

Do you have massive amounts of data? Is your warehouse filled with hard drives? Need a cold storage compression scheme that's literally off the charts?

Infinite data is coming to a server near you. What is it?

Massive storage for your data. Take any file and turn it into dust. From 500 bytes to 5 million petabytes, no problem. Plus!!! Your data never leaves your facility. All compression services performed onsite using a virtual node on your network or a Raspberry Pi I provide. All that is needed is a link back to our servers so we can access the crystalline substrate. The rebuild is fast and we can even rebuild specific parts of the data... from x to y.

How massive? Well... the demo is taking any data up to 5mb and shrinking it down to 200 bytes. So I'd say a petabyte might be about 300 to 400 bytes... I think, maybe less.

Ok, so do I know that you believe this is impossible? Yes. The Shannon Entropy Limit and the Kolmogorov Complexity define a much higher floor. They say taking 5 million bytes and turning them into 200 bytes is a one way street and though it's possible... we do it with a hash all the time... it's also impossible to get your data back. The theories imply that what I am suggesting is impossible and that I MUST be either sorely mistaken or outright lying to you.

Well, I am neither. What I have is proof. I have a working server. It is not remotely limited to 5mb, it's just for the demo I am keeping the traffic to my server down. Once I can set some hardware on your site, I can not only shrink your data down to dust but I can also cut your network traffic clutter way down. Say you have several servers... you can exchange data via these stamps and rebuild locally.

So how is this possible? Well, it's quantum physics. I have been studying black holes for years. I find them fascinating. I also know that information cannot be destroyed so I spent years trying to figure out how that could be true. How do you get something back out of a black hole?

That was the focus of my work and I developed a theory I called Cassimir Coupled Tachyonic Venting. It's a crazy weird theory that suggests a sort of faster-than-light appearing pump pulls the data out of the black hole. In order to prove it worked, I built one. Sort of...

Once I had the concept down, I decided to throw a giant prime number into my quasi-blackhole. I chose a really big prime as I knew those can't fold in on themselves. The file damn near vanished... only a few bits remained. I honestly thought it was busted... broken... useless.... but when I ran the reversal... I got my prime back.

I didn't intend to create Infinite Data. I meant to try to figure out how to explain Hawking radiation better... I do not like the accepted explanation so I found a better one. That explanation showed me how to throw data into a black hole and pull it out. Now, of course, I instantly realized the potential of such a discovery. I may be a bit myopic but I'm not a moron. I do know how valuable this discovery is and what it will mean for our planet.

Infinite Data means less of a carbon footprint. Smaller data warehouses. Less hardware. More legacy hardware able to be used to help reconstruct the data from the lattice. Infinite Data means more control over your own data. Less cloud, more space...

Want to save all your family photos and send them to Grandma in a text? You can do that. Want to store all your medical records? Everything... for every patient you ever had... Ever want to store them securely on your phone so you can access them real time when needed? Totally doable. Ever want to send a medical AI to field hospital in a split second? Gigabytes of data downloaded in the blink of an eye on a spotty cell signal.

Yes. I am promising the impossible. I do know that. However, it's only impossible with your understanding of physics. When you account for entropy, data can be dissolved down to dust. The belief was that below a certain level, lossless data compression becomes impossible. That belief is absolutely true. I am not nor can I compress data below the Shannon Entropy Limit... believe me, I have tried. I am not doing that...

To prove that by the way... one day I will publish how to do the Lewis Tuple. It's a real nice and a very real compression scheme that does actually compress better than anything I've seen. Lmza, zip, Huffman, RLE... I can beat them all with the Lewis Tuple... I think. But who cares? Why compress when you can phase shift?

For now, you will just have to settle for Infinite Data. There are some limitations, namely, the crystalline substrate. What is that? Well, essentially, to do this, you take your data and you shine it into a crystal lattice. That lattice is like a massive two-slit test that takes your data and recreates it on a screen. Once I have the data recreated on the screen, I don't need your data. I just need to know how the lattice is configured. That's why I can do what I can do... essentially... I am just recreating the same black hole I threw your data down in the first place.

Because there's only a few rigs available, I am limited by how much data I can reference. I am culturing more as we speak but it's slow and annoying and since I'm a one man band.... it's also slow. Oh wait... did I say it was slow? So... like my crystalline lattice, I am limited by a certain bandwidth. That means I will only take on a few clients at a time, build up and then branch out.

So the first step is the Beta test. I have been using it and it's fast and fine. No issues for quite a while now. Once I stopped being afraid I may swallow the Earth from a black hole experiment gone awry, I began to trust it and am now able to use it without fail, or overheating. If you would like to participate in the beta test, send me a link request and I will explain the beta test.

It's simple really. You can encode as many stamps as you like for data sizes under 5mb. Pictures, files, small videos... doesn't matter. I only take in zipped and encrypted data... HEY, know what, I'll write the Lewis Tuple and you can compress with that and encrypt it with whatever you like... I'll put that on GitHub... Cool..

Anyway. I take your compressed and encrypted data and turn that into a stamp. That stamp can be brought back later and you get your compressed and encrypted data back. I can control my equipment remotely and build the stamps using local clients so that is why we do not need to send your petabytes, just a few small command codes.

This technology sounds impossible and I understand it has to overcome a credibility gap. I built the idea from this concept: Cassimir Coupled Tachyonic Venting but that's not going to make it any easier to understand. Essentially, no matter how big your data needs... I can handle them. No need for a cloud. Infinite Data is in Beta Testing. I invite you to join.